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sketchytk:

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

An apology is also not “I’m sorry you were upset by what I said/did.”

An apology is also not “I’m sorry, I don’t know why, but I’m sorry.”

sketchytk:

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

An apology is also not “I’m sorry you were upset by what I said/did.”

An apology is also not “I’m sorry, I don’t know why, but I’m sorry.”

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kensadork:

Would you vote for an atheist president? #honestquestion

Would depend more on his or her stance on other issues. Education, equal rights, health care.

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It’s okay to remove toxic people from your life. If they try to make you feel bad about doing so, you’ll have confirmation that you made the right decision.

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missjune-1975:

The noise his lil feet are making

Oh my god

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theworldinverts:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

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pdlcomics:

Deception
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meghantonjes:

al3cthegr8:

hoevignonblanc:

christianmingle:

blackandgoldkeywork:

Christian Mingle - Movie Trailer

Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of this idea, let alone made it into a movie.

this is going to be terrible for my tag

DUDE ID TOTALLY GO SEE THIS

this CAN’T be real

what.

What the fuck, Corbin Bernsen?

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joehillsthrills:

Fuck bald eagles. The national emblem should be a raccoon shooting a mini-gun. THIS says freedom, motherfuckers.
Someone get a petition going. Change-dot-org that shit. Make this happen, America. Make our forefathers proud.

joehillsthrills:

Fuck bald eagles. The national emblem should be a raccoon shooting a mini-gun. THIS says freedom, motherfuckers.

Someone get a petition going. Change-dot-org that shit. Make this happen, America. Make our forefathers proud.

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I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

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…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

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…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.

But…

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…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.

If this happens…

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…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.

Ten years from now…

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…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.

Now, you might be thinking…

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…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?

Unfortunately…

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…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.

So…

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…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.

In a few months…

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…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.

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Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/

IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/

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"He’s a bit of a fixer upper"

— Me describing any man attracted to me

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